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Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?