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How do snowmen get information?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?