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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did summer say to spring?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
It's allergy season again?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?