Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?