What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?