What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?