Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?