What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What time of day was Adam created?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?