Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do naked fish play with?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?