What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?