What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you give an angry rhino?