How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are books always so angry?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?