How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?