What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?