Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Why was the dog overweight?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which relative loves rice?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?