Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which celebrity became a great detective?