Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did one plate say to the other?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
OK, that's enough fish puns.