Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What makes music in your hair?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What nationality are most fish?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?