Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?