Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?