Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did you learn in school today, son?