Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
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What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
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Which bug is related to you?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
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How do you know a lawyer is lying?