Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the richest basketball team?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?