Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?