Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
It's Crowded!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?