Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?