Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
Why is money so stubborn?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?