What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?