What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?