What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
"The Little Engine That Could."
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which family member has tusks?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?