What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?