What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the beach's favorite movie?