What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
Why was the horse so happy?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why is the number 4 so smart?