What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
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How long do chickens work?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
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What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?