What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What is the color of the wind?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What does an evil hen lay?