What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?