What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How long will dinner be?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do cats always get what they want?