What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which big cat never tells the truth?