What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?