What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
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What's the holiest insect?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What is another name for a cow?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?