What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Why did the barber win the race?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?