What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How was the wedding?