What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?