What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?