What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?