What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the friendliest pen?