What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?