How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do math teachers love hiking?