How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How much money does a skunk have?
My leaf blower doesn't work.