How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Do dads always snore?