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Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?